Thread starter oscarsmate; Start date Mar 4, 2016; O. oscarsmate Member. Forget the corny comedian: Pam Ayres is a proper poet, whose wistful, funny, and perceptive verse captures both the joy and unfairness of life. 10 0 obj 8 0 obj Pam Ayres. Pam Ayres reciting a poem about physical exercise on The Main Attraction TV programme in 1983. The eagerly-awaited new poetry collection from Pam Ayres. 9 0 obj <> That's so funny @NODZED we went to see Pam Ayres a couple of years ago and even though you know quite a few of her poems she so funny If anyone gets the chance go and see her, it's a great night out . Jump to Latest Follow 1 - 18 of 18 Posts. <> Can you relate? People's Poet Pam Ayres talks finding courage. I'm not going to keep exercising, I'm not going to take HRT, If a toy boy enquires I'll say, "Hah! <> endobj Pam Ayres poems, quotations and biography on Pam Ayres poet page. The Puppy by Pam Ayres I bought myself a puppy And I hoped in time he might Become my friend and ward off Things that go bump in the night So I put him in a shoe box And at home I took him out And then began to learn What owning puppies is about. endobj bessieblue Zorg Guru (II) East Anglian Crew. So any little niggle, anything you want to know Just run it past my husband, wind him up and let him go. PAM AYRES – Poem about the coronavirus . You see, we are the ‘oldies’ now. Choose a poem. &?lHC����w�u�HDžB�|�GQ�TyY:V���t�j�'�f���ՃŒ~�����V,I{N��2�� So stop awhile and explore here or even let Pam bend your ear for we could all do with her cheer. Best if you hear her deliver them - I just love her voice. <>/ExtGState<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 595.32 841.92] /Contents 4 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S/StructParents 0>> endobj Yahoo is part of Verizon Media. Category: Poetry, Books & Culture. Share Poet. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life. He takes it all for granted, but tonight I can relax, For the minute he complains, I shall whop him with the axe. 15 0 obj When I went to visit my mum last night she showed me a poem she discovered in a book of Pam Ayres poetry. A Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are. Joined Feb 13, 2010 Messages 801 Reaction score 1 Points 18 Location extreme west of west mids. BBC One - Breakfast, 01/10/2013, Pam Ayres on making people laugh through poetry. ����Q���.����8pY; �i��#|�N�e��)"�?vS���ӑfg�%,�@Z��/sJ�T@����"�r]� ��\\a�ΐ�5M���]��%R�B�+�-e_j����p��n����� r�=�;]����Q�̈��$���y���;a�#�3D(��2�,!�q��oi�'^��,�� g�H���ڲ� �HNôo���{;9@ endstream 3 0 obj Information about your device and internet connection, including your IP address, Browsing and search activity while using Verizon Media websites and apps. You have remained in right site to begin getting this info. Since then she has gone on to perform for Her Majesty The Queen and was made the top 10 of a BBC poll to find the nation's100 favourite comic poems, for her piece Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Teeth. Though I love all the dancing and know all the songs, All I can think is: ‘Did I turn off my tongs?’ Did I turn off the tongs? endobj We’re seeing a musical play! 1 0 obj I have a little Satnav, i've had it all my life. /J\F���•�{��~�L2�\ Pam Ayres - Puppy Poem. endobj this momentous event inspired this poem, which is called the dog a bit the ball you have to imagine in this poem that I'm a dog which I hope you'll find difficult. 1 poems of Pam Ayres. “It’s by Jan Beaumont.” Indeed, Beaumont originally posted the poem on Facebook on March 27. I am the dog Cupid the Bowl and ruined the game of goals. At 69, Pam Ayres is far from ready to pack up and retire. 16 0 obj With These Hands by Pam Ayres. They’ll never know the things we did . I heard Pam Ayres on Graham Norton today. Many people say to me about the deceased, ‘She wasn’t really a poetry kind of person.’ And then with a smile they add, ‘Except for Pam Ayres – of course!’ So here’s one of my favourites, for all the mums who are gone but not forgotten. A little Jack Russell Terrier jumped up and bit it and it went so well. It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five". endobj Joined Jan 13, 2012 Messages 1,136 Location chelmsford Model of Z 2.2 Mar 27, 2016 #8 Ive got a satnag , it sit next to … endobj Copy to clipboard Copied. About Pam Ayres. Find out more about how we use your information in our Privacy Policy and Cookie Policy. Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. [ 11 0 R] See more ideas about poems, verses, funny poems. 5 0 obj 6 0 obj I can… We are off for a treat, it’s my birthday today, To London. endobj <>/Metadata 104 0 R/ViewerPreferences 105 0 R>> Pam Ayres' poem 'My Little Grandson' Be aware of this Coronavirus scam asking you to give financial details to book a vaccine appointment: They'll never know the things we did Before we got this old There wasn't any Facebook So not everything was told. Before we got this old. Pam Ayres has waded into the Donald Trump p*ssy-grabbing row in her own unique way - by penning a poem imagining the first meeting between him and Theresa May. <> Poem Hunter all poems of by Pam Ayres poems. Home. I love to meet my mates. Where can I get a copy. See more ideas about poems, funny poems, verses. In fact, she's raring to go. Jun 10, 2019 - Verses about everyday things that annoy or delight us all. 11 0 obj <> It's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife. <> by Pam Ayres I am going to kill my husband, I have stuck all I can stick, His constant criticising is getting on my wick. endobj Pam Ayres talks about how she doesn't consider herself a poet. Pam Ayres talks about how she doesn't consider herself a poet. You see, we are the 'oldies' now We need to stay inside If they haven't seen us for a while They'll think we've upped and died. 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Read all poems of Pam Ayres and infos about Pam Ayres. <> endobj Congestion on the motorways, free holidays for thugs, The damage to the ozone layer, refugees, drugs, These may defeat the brain of any politician bloke, But present it to my husband: he will solve it at a stroke. <> 2 0 obj <. The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste. Pam Ayres B. by Pam Ayres Will I have to be sexy at sixty? Here are some of Pam’s popular poems. <> ,`�p[�3x��mv�����.�iμ��o7B�m�4�=zh�r�?�$?�wȅ�坈X#v����6�� ��FR��I�:yy@U|�W�έ}�t��9�'���=� a�K�K�E`c�J��ΰ�E7R���Cg��>��\��9���a�a�^jT~�.��Z�Rm����J�({�&��ջ &� =h�$7�'�.Mne0��݁��{P�8�0]>�i�����Hc{4R���~���H*�7�T�i즲����� ̖&��ͷ��`ڒa0R�� 5��s�1*�n4��,���N�ٚ���9_�o�e����G��*�Ǎ�y�HAn�ϛBV�W]���o��jO��#h���`^a�;,[[���3P(Ȩ44St�Ĺ�H�o��ՇE���U� To enable Verizon Media and our partners to process your personal data select 'I agree', or select 'Manage settings' for more information and to manage your choices. Poet Pam Ayres is a bit of a national treasure. A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. The official website of writer, broadcaster and entertainer Pam Ayres. A new poem by Pam Ayres. Oct 7, 2019 - Explore Brian Prince's board "Poems Pam Ayres", followed by 875 people on Pinterest. 13 0 obj endobj <> Where were you in 73...?" {�� h�����"��C�In��4��S�Ų�F��9�Q6�ٮ@�ڵ)=����B_n}H#޵�O$����q CX*v,��N}���wAxGk���U�o� �*u�+���®f�Ǐ�{~�x��9`�W����ŘԞ��ʮ�Z��� Her collection is hilarious, but this one is my favourite. bbc.co.uk. �}4E���z#ŷ ?KwhW�dY�"�'YĄ�jm }���&��Se'�z�ت (|�a4R���S�q�܄�����y�ǃF)m�Ӏ�k��Q .��c����7�9d�p?��u������ 14 0 obj In the UK Arts Council's report on poetry, Ayres was identified as the fifth best-selling poet in Britain in 1998 and 1999. 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This is a poem from a talented lady called Pam Ayres. There wasn’t any FaceBook. Featuring official poems, news, tour dates, books, DVDs and everything you ever wanted to know about Pam… About Pam. Goodwill To Men - Give Us Your Money Buy Now. We and our partners will store and/or access information on your device through the use of cookies and similar technologies, to display personalised ads and content, for ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. The 71-year-old poet, comedian, songwriter and presenter first found fame with an appearance on Opportunity Knocks in 1975. 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