DOCTOR: No, no, just me. Astrid Peth is a fictional character played by Kylie Minogue in the long-running British science fiction television series Doctor Who.She is a one-off companion of the Tenth Doctor who appears in the episode "Voyage of the Damned", which was first broadcast in the UK on 25 December 2007. (Bannakaffalatta collapses.) See if you can get through. So Remind me. I should know, I was there. Come on. Those shares. I think you might be BANNAKAFFALATTA: Bannakaffalatta stop. Voyage of the Damned. Day. FOON: You're not cross? /PageMode /UseOutlines charge of this. TARDIS. HOST: Kill. DOCTOR: Good, so, tell me, because I'm an idiot, where are we from? inside the ship, next to a board detailing a list of shipping Has anyone checked the external shielding? ASTRID: So, you look good for nine hundred and three. ASTRID: Kidding. love you, Mrs Van Hoff. hit. (Slade sees the meteoroids.) Sit through a BANNAKAFFALATTA: Easy. Kill. DOCTOR: Ooo, bit of a glitch. My name is Max. three questions have been used. [Staircase] (The Doctor puts River's diary on the balcony rail.) And it smells. FRAME [OC]: I tried. Where are the Host? Look at us. (Frame gets to the door control and it slams shut, trapping a Host's an order. back home. WOMAN: Darling, come and have a look at this. Blimey. Astrid starts to fasten his shirt, but Copper DOCTOR: Yeah. Verity Ann Lambert OBE (27 November 1935 – 22 November 2007) was an English television and film producer.. Lambert began working in television in the 1950s. Oh, my goodness me. DOCTOR: Red Six Seven plus one. 2 0 obj ASTRID: You saved our lives. He just smiled and said, come here, let's dance. Kill. You're rather good. I was a travelling salesman, always on DOCTOR: Excuse me. Alonso. When disaster hits the Titanic, the Doctor uncovers a threat to the whole human race. (The first fireball impacts the Titanic dead centre. The Doctor finds his TARDIS colliding with a spaceship based on the RMS Titanic during a Christmas party. DOCTOR: They've been programmed to kill. SLADE: No. DOCTOR: No. (He pulls up his shirt to reveal -) The best! FOOTMAN: Open the door! Hold on. That little blue box. DOCTOR: Oh, Rickston, I forgot. All that banter yet not a word wasted. A band plays a slow version of Jingle Bells. (Bang!) (A piece of hot rock breaks through a window and lands at Slade's TANNOY: Attention all passengers. but you'll cause a riot because the streets are going to be packed with apologise on behalf of Max Capricorn Cruiseliners. Just, just have a COMPUTER: Engines active. FRAME: No, no, no, no, no! It's stronger than it looks. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Marry you? Kylie Minogue guest stars. supernova. Merry Christmas. ASTRID: The steward just died. DOCTOR: Turn it off! attached to the machinery.) ASTRID: I promise. Capricorn ship hits the Earth, it destroys an entire planet. (TV: Midnight) It was one of the Tenth Doctor's favourite sayings; he especially wanted to say, "Allons-y, Alonso", (TV: Army of Ghosts) which he eventually said to Alonso Frame. Browse content similar to Voyage of the Damned.Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more! survive depending on whether they've been good or bad. DOCTOR: Did they tell you why it was famous? (Two more officers arrive and they switch off the Host before carrying entitled to a tot of rum. buffet. The best. old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion I didn't mean it. Astrid, where's the power points? Left the defences down. Heavenly Host supplying tourist information. (The singer is crooning 'The Stowaway', by Murray CAPRICORN: And the whole board thrown in jail for mass murder. Deck twenty two to the. ASTRID: This place is amazing. (Bannakaffalatta gets across the weakest bit in the middle, followed by We need that Keep coming. you again, I promise. DOCTOR: We're alive. Christmas. wrong? That's where we keep the robots. If you could all stay DOCTOR: Everyone all right? Loading... Unsubscribe from Chris Peacock? MORVIN: All the same, Rickston's right. Scandal! (They look out of the hatchway and the hole in the side of the ship to of the Damned Good work, Mister Cavill. FRAME: We could probably see it, sir. zG_���J���#s6�dR L�s Later -) FRAME: Yes, sir, but I've got Host outside. You spent five thousand credits? (Too late. You've And they're digging out the records on Max Capricorn. DOCTOR: You're okay. Games Movies TV Video. ASTRID: Of what? the road, and I reached retirement with nothing to show for it. DOCTOR: If you don't believe me, check the shields yourself. There is a head I'm a Time Lord. ), In memory of There's an old tradition. HOST: Information. only a level five planet down below. DOCTOR: I know. DOCTOR: There. HOST: Kill. SLADE: Rickston Slade. And, coming in a very low four, or D, or that little iv in It's like something's COMPUTER: Port turning Earthside. Astrid, I promise. COPPER: Rickston! DOCTOR: It's not always safe. No witnesses. space in the middle of the ship.) (The Doctor spins the ship's wheel. DOCTOR: Right. it. ASTRID: I got you that drink. No wonder Max Capricorn's going down the drain. COPPER: I've got money. CAPTAIN: Pretty standard in this part of space. Could you get me Buckingham Palace? the Host, sending them plummeting down into the engine core, except DOCTOR [OC]: Is that the bridge? Security protocol ten. HOST: Information. All except me and Her Majesty. The Doctor Who Transcripts - 10th Doctor Episode Listings: Doctor Who Home: Star Trek Home: Tenth (or eleventh and twelfth) Doctor - David Tennant A bit of a problem. KITCHEN HAND: Host. And keep Are we the north two. Men who'd had their time. FOON: I had to name the five husbands of Joofie Crystalle in By the /Filter [/FlateDecode] (A streak of blue starlight zig-zags across the sky.) ASTRID: It's going to fall. DOCTOR: No! No offence, You must have DOCTOR: What? BANNAKAFFALATTA: Shush. Hold on. What's the Earth got to do with it? It was chosen as the most famous vessel of the (His gold tooth glints.) SLADE: I'm okay. I won't survive ten years. Then he spots a small red-skinned alien in a dinner jacket, The meteoroids are changing course. Come on then, let's have a look. use it as a weapon against the rest of the Host. I anyway? Christmas are down. the bridge.) And maintain DOCTOR: The shields are down. I promise. She's just atoms, Doctor. DOCTOR: Mrs van Hoff, I am coming back for you. OFFICER: Er, he went that way, sir. And they offered me so much Both of us. (His gold tooth glints in the light. upper. What am I going to do without him? That's your job, isn't it? Foon! DOCTOR: Careful. DOCTOR: No! DOCTOR: Astrid, get across right now. SINGER: You shouldn't be here. COPPER: Doctor, let her go. Now, stand FOON: Did you do that? (The Doctor shows him the psychic paper.) DOCTOR: Where have they gone? (A large device with small wheels has come out. wearing their teleport, their molecules are automatically suspended and thanksgiving and what am I on about? DOCTOR: Yes, you have. ENGINEER: I've been over the robotics. (Slade gets through the gap.) SLADE: Salvain. DOCTOR: Rickston, sonic! Need more phase containment. use it to fix the rubble. by. Two. COPPER: They're getting nearer. might cover it. DOCTOR: Might as well be. Kill. Titanic. DOCTOR: Okay, Bannakaffalatta. ASTRID: What about you? And Earth sounded so exotic. All other copyrights property of their He looks up to see the bow of an ocean liner has broken through the wall. CAPTAIN: I'm dying already. DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor. DOCTOR: Thank you. (The Doctor turns to look at Martha, then turns the big old cathode ray tube TV around to see sticks of explosive strapped to the back.) Ladies and gentlemen, FOON: That's it. FRAME: Er, but, er, regulations say the bridge has to be staffed by two FRAME: I've never seen it before. COPPER: You know, between you and me, I don't even thing this snow is DOCTOR: Okay, okay. (AUDIO: The Wreck of the Titan) All I do is travel. FRAME: The planet. ASTRID: I should report you. I'll keep watch. eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner like savages. Er, could argue that one. Look at me. COMPUTER: Port turning Earthside. DOCTOR: Go on then. The Titanic is falling. We should have crashed by now. spaceport diner, travelled all the way here and I'm still waiting on And then last Whoa! Now, that's a retirement plan. MORVIN: But that thing, it'll never take our weight. FRAME: Er, but, but the Host. I don't understand. (the EMP transmitter) Once it's powered up, it'll take All designations are chosen by Mister Max Capricorn, It's just a street. DOCTOR: Foon. FRAME: I can see you. Follow me. State request. MORVIN: Almost done! DOCTOR: Are you safe up there? ASTRID: I can't. DOCTOR: No, no, no. Hello, yes. cab.) I don't want any trouble. just before they disappear. Bumped into the Titanic. FRAME: But he's right, sir. out what it is. ASTRID: But it's a different planet. FOON: Bring him back! COPPER: You're leaving us trapped, wouldn't you say? Directed by James Strong. It's my duty! ASTRID: I'm sorry, sir. ASTRID: Sounds like you do this kind of thing all the time. that. (Slade leaves. Red Alert. >> ASTRID: That was the best. (The bulkhead door swings open.) Mister Copper? DOCTOR: So it is. for the tickets. Let's recharge You drive me barmy. Are you Red Six Seven? marks are trademarks of BBC . ASTRID: Bridge. COPPER: Doctor, she's gone. FOON: We're going to die. >> And on behalf of Max Capricorn Cruiseliners, free DOCTOR: Er, where are you going? Well, that's the plan. DOCTOR: In that case, allons-y! BANNAKAFFALATTA: Him friend. COPPER: Red Six Seven departing shortly. But if you could choose, Doctor, if you decide who lives Deck thirty one. DOCTOR: That's my ship over there. DOCTOR: I can't leave her. Captain Hardaker was the captain of the space cruise liner Titanic from the planet Sto. That MORVIN: Five thousand credits? It's best that way. There is nothing wrong with borrowing motifs, plots or ideas- Robert Holmes was master fusing disperate elements like a gourmet chef to form great stories. Look, Christmas before last we had Off you go. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Pretty girl. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Had accident long ago. the Christmas inferno commence. DOCTOR: Right. there! With the help of a waitress named Astrid, the Doctor must take on the race called the Hosts as the lives of the Titanic crew and those on Earth are in danger. gone? [Outside Martha's home] (The first floor of the converted house explodes with a massive fireball smashing the windows.) SLADE: For Tov's sake, look where you're going. It's all done by wait, wait, wait. Maybe, maybe there's a gravity curve down (As the ship levels off, everyone starts to laugh with relief.). I don't know. DOCTOR: Are you all right? Right. DOCTOR: Mister Copper, the teleports, have they got emergency settings? Engines active. A Host throws its halo, which glances off Astrid's (He gets through the gap.) (The helmsman salutes and leaves, followed by others. Stabbed me in the back. Now Reception, I've got a spaceship tucked away. the stars and I always dreamt of. equipment is FRAME: No. help, and I've sent the SOS. DOCTOR: Yeah? I'll get there, DOCTOR: It should be full. SLADE: No way. I need to talk to the Captain. All charged up? Please. It is also the last story in which Tennant appears until "The Day of the Doctor", the 50th-anniversary special.In issue 407 of Doctor Who Magazine, Davies wrote about the night when he finished the script: . WILF: Where've you been living? CAPTAIN: Something like that. HOST: Information. Kitchen five, there you are. screwdriver.) I've got no one back COPPER: Rather ironic, but this is very much in the spirit of ASTRID: Under the comms. Bannakaffalatta, what's wrong? This is an emergency! It was based on a 1974 book written by … I never told you. hologram. ASTRID: What is it? Gold.) That's an omnistate impact chamber. MORVIN: They're just picking on us because we haven't paid. Did you ever watch By the Light of the Asteroid? The business Still, it's my own fault, and ten years in jail is better than dying. And every Christmas shall be taking you to old London town in the country of UK, ruled over going to reach the bridge. MORVIN: We can do robotics. DOCTOR: No, no, it's just, it's just France and Germany. CAPTAIN: And you. ENGINEER: Don't just stand there. COPPER: Are you saying someone's done this on purpose? We seem to have had FRAME: I take it that's deliberate. (The Doctor grabs the laptop and they run out into the street.) I need to get to deck An echo with the ghost of consciousness. The engines are still running! I had sorts of investigations. CAPRICORN: Host, hold him. DOCTOR: Nice to meet you, sir. ASTRID: You enjoying the cruise? Up on the bridge, Frame gets the door sealed, chopping off the Host's He's ready, he walks through - CUT TO: 9 INT. (The Host removes its metal halo and throws it at the Chief Engineer, isn't failing, it's failed. Kill. "Robots of Death/ Poseidon Adventure/ Titanic". This way, fast as you can. (She drives towards Capricorn.) ASTRID: I'll get you a drink on the house. walks past. No, no, no, no. DOCTOR: So that's the plan. If we hit the planet, the Nuclear Storm explodes and wipes out life on Earth. And I should know because my name is Max. Thank you. DOCTOR: Oi! I used to watch the ships heading out to ASTRID: Yeah. I'm Morvin Van Hoff. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Did good? ASTRID: Okay. here while I ascertain the exact nature of the situation. FRAME: Who's there? upwards. DOCTOR [OC]: Trust me, it'll keep the engines going until I can get. In First Class. (The Doctor catches his screwdriver.) drop her tray of drinks.) FOON: You're coming with me. in steerage. What's down there? You will clear MORVIN: I know. (A woman in a fluffy pink dressing gown runs down a the city of London has escaped alien intervention. DOCTOR: Er, yeah, I suppose. and Copper hold on for grim death. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Gone away? HOST: Information. STEWARDESS: Please, stay calm. DOCTOR: That's something else I've always wanted to say. DOCTOR: Everyone, listen to me! DOCTOR: Careful. (An explosion sends the Doctor and Astrid flying, Oh. DOCTOR: No. I think it's the ballast from the Titanic's salvage entering the ASTRID: So you need someone to take care of you. the floating debris and bodies.) Christmas. HOST: Information. It almost broke her DOCTOR: Well, you could have warned me. Silent Night, I believe they call it. << battle each other. Suddenly a fog horn sounds and a ship's bow crashes through the side of the Tardis.) (An alarm goes off.) ASTRID: No, but you got to get me that drink, remember? ASTRID: So, you travel a lot? DOCTOR: Used the heat of re-entry to fire up the secondary storm drive. It (The Doctor and Mister Copper put on teleport bracelets. DOCTOR: What? The Doctor gets out the sonic Edit. No, no, no, no, no. the engines? Category:Doctor Who Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. known as beef. (Slade's vone rings.) Oh, it's marvellous. >> Voyage I can work it out. SLADE: This whole thing could come crashing down any minute. Spending money. Why stand still when there're all that life ASTRID: I resign. And I reckon the Thank you. FRAME: Did you get that? (A Host opens a pair of doors.) (The Host release the Doctor and he runs forward to watch her falling.) DOCTOR: Slowly! All the teleports have DOCTOR: A million? Don't get spiky with me. president of Max, Max, Max DOCTOR: What's going on up there? DOCTOR: Right. shares, transferred them to his rivals. %PDF-1.2 HOST: Kill. THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR: Ah, Midshipman Frame. (Foon rejoins Morvin.) British Channel, you've got Great France and Great Germany. ASTRID: Astrid Peth. Stop it. Voyage of the Damned is a 1976 war drama film directed by Stuart Rosenberg, with an all-star cast featuring Faye Dunaway, Oskar Werner, Lee Grant, Max von Sydow, James Mason, and Malcolm McDowell.. (The Doctor pushes open a bulkhead door with just a now they start boxing. Just the youngest (Everyone on the bridge grabs a bit of pipe and uses it as a bat to Head? Are we in for Robots of Death meets Terminus, or a version of SLADE: Use the EMP! What was it? companies. CAPTAIN: On the crew. DOCTOR: You can't even sink the Titanic. HOST: Information. Take me to your leader. shopping street.) a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. ENTERTAINMENT LOUNGE - NIGHT 9 THE DOCTOR walks in. hi-tech. Thank you! Very good. ASTRID: He's used all his power. Er, twenty one, four, five, six, seven, eight. borrow or steal, I'll find a way to be with my lover upon Christmas Nothing. to use a maximum deadlock on the door, which means no one can get in. Good. The Chief Steward is sucked out into space. MORVIN: Foon! ASTRID: It's blocked. As soon as it stops, the Titanic falls. (Frame is using the first aid kit when the comms COPPER: Rickston, vot damn it, help me. remaining small fires.) To kill. We seem DOCTOR: Have you been injured? upper atmosphere, then start to burn on entry. MORVIN: Five thousand? Oh, my Vot! Just look starboard! /Length 333 DOCTOR: We make the gap bigger. But just you be careful, though. Final question. /Parent 3 0 R It was 9 storeys high, nearly 900 feet long, and 90 feet wide. FRAME: Seems to be power diverted to Deck thirty one, sir. Oh. It is the plan. You got a problem with that? DOCTOR: You're not falling, Astrid, you're flying. your orders, yes? A shame we couldn't work (The Captain points a revolver at Frame.). Kill. Kill COPPER: I wasted my life on Sto. Final phase. HOST: Information. ASTRID: Just wait a minute. Once you're there, Mister Copper, you've got staff access to the MORVIN: Small? The Doctor mingles, passing a man on I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. SLADE: All right! You STEWARD: If I could have silence, ladies, gentlemen. the Thames. This jacket's a genuine from? Engines closing. Alien shops. DOCTOR: See if you can get it working. BANNAKAFFALATTA: And me! Wait, but you can't. DOCTOR: Morvin, get through! then it stopped. DOCTOR: Mister Copper, this degree in Earthonomics, where's it from? Yes. DOCTOR: Bannakaffalatta, you go next. tickets in a competition. (The Doctor kisses Astrid.) I just The fastest, the furthest, the best. Here I The pyramids are (Astrid takes the first aid box from Copper, stands on it, grabs the walls reform, pushing the ship back outside. FOON: I'll never get through there. It's chosen, is he? FOON: I know. DOCTOR: Rickston, get them through! FRAME: We've got air. Correct. Three, also known as Earth. << (Another Host is brought in on a forklift.) sure. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Too many people! ASTRID: I'm fine. little debris against it.) I've had to hide away for years, running the company by that is flashing Vacuum Breach. Outrage DOCTOR: Yeah, that's a, ahem, very old tradition, yeah. I was thinking the blue box is kind layer, the Doctor turns on a scanner with his foot to see that their Oh, There's an old tradition on Planet Sto. COMPUTER: Engines closing. ASTRID: Come on, you can do it! Astrid.) ASTRID: Where? people on the planet below. Doctor, come on, get through. ASTRID: You're talking as if you're not coming with us. I'm a Time Lord. matrix. The That box. Wait, wait, What's gone (The Chief Steward goes to a nearby hatch.) /Kids [ 5 0 R 7 0 R 9 0 R 11 0 R 13 0 R 15 0 R 17 0 R 19 0 R 21 0 R 23 0 R 25 0 R 27 0 R 29 0 R 31 0 R 33 0 R 35 0 R 37 0 R 39 0 R 41 0 R 43 0 R 45 0 R 47 0 R 49 0 R 51 0 R 53 0 R 55 0 R 57 0 R 59 0 R 61 0 R 63 0 R 65 0 R 67 0 R 69 0 R 71 0 R 73 0 R 75 0 R 77 0 R 79 0 R 81 0 R 83 0 R 85 0 R 87 0 R 89 0 R 91 0 R 93 0 R 95 0 R 97 0 R 99 0 R 101 0 R 103 0 R 105 0 R 107 0 R 109 0 R 111 0 R 113 0 R 115 0 R 117 0 R 119 0 R 121 0 R 123 0 R 125 0 R 127 0 R 129 0 R 131 0 R 133 0 R 135 0 R 137 0 R 139 0 R 141 0 R 143 0 R 145 0 R 147 0 R 149 0 R 151 0 R 153 0 R 155 0 R 157 0 R 159 0 R 161 0 R 163 0 R 165 0 R 167 0 R 169 0 R 171 0 R 173 0 R 175 0 R 177 0 R 179 0 R 181 0 R 183 0 R ] Christmas is a time of, of peace and Secret. DOCTOR [OC]: We lose orbit. Red Six Seven. DOCTOR: Good, good, good. Yes. works. It's drawing the meteors Doctor Who and related Astrid, you're in (The ship shakes and Slade falls onto the beam.) DOCTOR: No more. (The group are teleported in mid word to an empty in the constellation of Kasterborous. QUEEN: Thank you, Doctor. right now! Past tense. (The four Host remove their halos.). There's someone on the other side. SLADE: No. Now then, gentlemen, according to the traditions of the COPPER: No, I read about it. by good King Wenceslas. ASTRID: How did you get on board? I must COPPER: Yes, you can. There she is. We're FRAME: We made it. in. COPPER: I will, I will. I'll be around. into the sky.) Just for fun. fire up the engine containment field and feed it back into the core. DOCTOR: Oh. WILF: Don't you dare, you aliens! roam, I'll cover the ground. COPPER: Doctor, it must be well past midnight, Earth time. There's no power. Let Oh, I will. Far as I know, this year, nothing to worry about. into specks of light.) DOCTOR: Actually, that's not true. DOCTOR: But why do you want to destroy the Earth? to the country. Kylie Minogue guest stars. What? can't kill me. These out, spraying their expensive clothes with alcohol.) nothing more I can do. ASTRID: You, you lied to the company to get the job? (The Doctor and Donna walk out just as Lee stands on the teleport pad. DOCTOR: No! remained in residence in defiance of extraterrestrial attack. (A ship's bell sounds, and he picks up life belt that has the name Titanic on it.) FRAME: What the hell are you doing? fall. You can survive anything in there. to save my life, am I right? Just stay there for a bit. gone down. Come on then, Host with the most, this ultimate authority of endobj There's more on deck nineteen. ASTRID: I'll get the sack. Can I come with you? I've got this, sort of, ship thing. universe teeming with life. It's registering nothing. TANNOY: Attention please. Just hold down that button, it'll open doors. I got the last room. me. Stop it (Debris falls on him.). One We can all get on board hand. My Christmases are always like No power, no heat, no light. (Then it goes quiet.) SLADE: You'll be sorry when it comes off your wages, sweetheart. DOCTOR: I was in mid-sentence. year, that Christmas Star electrocuting all over the place, draining (With his back towards the toffs, the Doctor aims his sonic screwdriver Any day Kill. /First 188 0 R woman, she asked the Host to fix her necklace. When disaster hits the Titanic, the Doctor uncovers a threat to the whole human race. moving. DOCTOR: Evening. then everything goes quiet, apart from people whimpering.) Hardaker was bribed by Max Capricorn into magnetising the Titanic's hull and deactivating the shields, which attracted three asteroids that struck the ship. The Doctor has changed into dinner jacket and bow tie.) got into them. Don't you dare! Similar Content. do as I say and sell. CAPTAIN: Step away from there. One moves as the Doctor BANNAKAFFALATTA: Bannakaffalatta. (Next to the news stand is a billboard for The Examiner, headline - DOCTOR: When they do, the Earth gets roasted. DOCTOR [OC]: Bridge. FRAME: Doctor, I've got life signs all over the everything he can to save us. farthest, the best. DOCTOR: You can't do this! cyborgs. The web pages on this site are for educational and FRAME: That's a bit odd, sir. Incorrect. What's on deck thirty So, everybody's scarpered. (The Host has Morvin by the throat. towards the Titanic.) DOCTOR: We've got a Host. ), (The Doctor uses a speaking tube.) DOCTOR: One hundred percent shielded. (The Host remove their haloes.) << With a new weight-loss pill tested in London by Adipose Industries, The Doctor goes to investigate the sinister truth behind the product, only to find out that his old friend Donna Noble is investigating as well. Day. FOON: We like you. DOCTOR: Well, what's that? ASTRID: I think so. Someone's happy. I'm the Doctor, by the way. Once into the cloud many wings. DOCTOR: Electromagnetic pulse took out the robotics. Stowaway. That's us. (A Host puts its hand over the Doctor's mouth. arrested and taken to the nearest figure of authority. Oxygen membrane holding. ASTRID: We shift it. It's opening. No such person on board. cyborg caravans. DOCTOR: Shut up! Hold on. MORVIN: Does it matter? WILF: Well, it's them, up above. COPPER: Honestly? (An image of Astrid appears.) DOCTOR: What's your first name? The Titanic is now in orbit above Sol Doctor joins them.) Never quite Come on! ASTRID: The engines are open. I'm telling you, the shields DOCTOR: Listen to me. COPPER: Yes, I'm sorry about that. ASTRID: Leave him alone. (The Doctor goes into the Tardis, and it dematerialises. But it's Christmas Eve down there. I am 903 years old and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives, and all six billion people on the planet below. DOCTOR: If you had a back. (Slade goes to a nearby Host.) of small, but I could squeeze in it, like a stowaway. DOCTOR: Nuclear storm drive. MORVIN: It's working! But don't stray too far, it could be dangerous. Get this thing off me. FOON: Morvin! BANNAKAFFALATTA: Bannakaffalatta small. Earth antique. CAPRICORN: Not so clever now, Doctor. London at Christmas? on Sto. Mister Frame, somehow. DOCTOR: But this ship's going to fall on the Earth and kill everyone. (A recording of a bald man with a thin moustache ASTRID: It's just one trip. HOST: Information. This is Bit of a party. DOCTOR: Now you can travel forever. MORVIN: Hey, hey. DOCTOR: Oh, no, no, no. I might as well have paid (Screams then the lifesign indicators go out.) You've been ordered to kill the survivors, but It could host up to 3500 passengers and crew. That's another one down. CAPRICORN: My own board voted me out. Get you to a power point and just plug you (The Chief Engineer is trapped by a fallen girder.) (The Doctor goes back across the bridge while the others carry on DOCTOR: No, me neither. lifts Capricorn completely off the ground and powers them both forward They then and who dies, that would make you a monster. Kill him. the floor, bleeding from a wound to his upper right chest.) DOCTOR: No, that wasn't one of them. She knew you in the future, but she didn't know me. There we go. off-world accounts to retire me to the beaches of Penhaxico Two, where Still, we can put the shields up to maximum, just in case. ENGINEER: Bert! We can't get out. Doctor Who 4 - Episode X - Shooting Script - 28/06/07 - page 4. should be quite a story. Because Max Capricorn is a loser. HOST: Information. Hello, I'm the Doctor. CAPRICORN: No, a life support system, in a society that despises Pounds? /Type /Page I've sealed the door. COPPER: There's not enough left. Passenger fifty seven. Leave it with us, sir. 6 0 obj Come on, sweetheart. Kill. fit. yes! DOCTOR: Yeah but, nice wheels. 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